We'll be back online someday with lots of nifty stuff.
In fact, a vast cornicopia of nifty stuff exists on this very web site,
but it's not for you.
We're sorry.
(If you're really bored, or think you might want to give me money, feel free to view my Web Development Resume)
(I've also got an infrequently-updated blog, about LAMP web development, systems administration, and other stuff.. I honestly never thought the day would come.)